Ceiling Cat teld us to rite the vyshun an maek it playn on tabwets so dat evewy kitteh may wun hoo weads it! So hew iz da vyshun.
“Ovah tree tousund kittehs can has baptizm!
42 Den dey gotz cookiez an dey praid and lissen to teh oder kittehs43 Everywun wuz all happeh and teh apawsles didz a majic sho, srsly.44 An dey wer all frenz, lol.45 Dey sell stuffz like blanketz and oder stuffz, an dey giv stufz to poor kittehz.46 Evewy day dey met an went an had sleep ovahs and slumbah partayz an dey eated cookiez!47 Dey worshipz Ceiling Cat an den he wuz all happeh an teh apawsles can has moar saveded kittehs!”
If you don’t speak lolcat, that says…
Heavenly Father tld us to write the vision and make it plain on tablets so that every one who reads it may run with it. So here is the vision.
“41Those who accepted his message were baptized, and about three thousand were added to their number that day.
2They devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching and to the fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer. 43Everyone was filled with awe, and many wonders and miraculous signs were done by the apostles. 44All the believers were together and had everything in common. 45Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need. 46Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts, 47praising God and enjoying the favor of all the people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved.”
I have found an amazing translation of the bible. It’s found at www.lolcatbible.com.
I think it’s pretty interesting how people can take nonsense words and have them make sense. Or something.
Yeah. Not much else to say on that.
Tonight was the Leadership Update. I’m pretty excited about this new building plan. I think that by the time we get it done, it will be time to do it again. Therefore… we need to fund the vision NOW so that later we don’t have to drive ourselves nuts trying to have 12 services each weekend because of the growth.
Pastor Micah said that God will add to the church daily those who are being saved, but we may not be able to retain them all. Go read his notes.
So… I’m going to go have a conversation with Ceiling Cat. n sleeeeeeeeep. I get to have another full day tomorrow.
If you need something to do, e-mail me. 🙂
P.S. I took some pictures today for my support letters… This is one of my favorites.