I didn’t forget about you, and how much you like reading every word that I write, I just haven’t had anything positive to say for awhile. But now I do.
I got an apartment, and it’s in the ghetto. I was all… This will be ok. And then on Saturday night I got home and all of the Raleigh Police Department was there. Good times. I don’t know what happened, not completely sure I care, just as long as they leave me alone.
I have a new boyfriend. I don’t know his name, or anything about him, but he always hollers and whistles as I drive by him and blows me kisses. He sits on his porch on his ab roller machine all day.
Um. That’s pretty much it for now.
If you were also wondering what I needed for my new apartment, here is the list:
Trash Can (large & small)
Spices and Spice rack
Salt & Pepper Shakers
and whatever else isn’t here.